BUSH HINTS AT BOMBS PLACED IN BUILDINGS

HERE'S your "mastermind":



Ladies and Gentlemen, our tap-dancing President:

Bush: For example, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed described the design of planned attacks of buildings inside the U.S. and how operatives were directed to carry them out. That is valuable information for those of us who have the responsibility to protect the American people. He told us the operatives had been instructed to ensure that the explosives went off at a high -- a point that was high enough to prevent people trapped above from escaping.

That's right--'cause if you placed the bombs BELOW them, they could easily escape.

He's losin' it. Big time. So, if these theoretical Islamo-fanatics were able to get into the THREE buildings of the WTC, what of brother Marvin, who was supposed to be minding the store? (Marvin sits at the kid's table at Kennebunkport this Thanksgiving, I guess.) Dubya's talk of bombs in the buildings also makes the editors of Popular Alchemics look like imbeciles, rather than mere morons. Suddenly that Kool-Aid don't taste so good--eh, boys?

They're clutching at straws, and spinning like crazy. This, of course, means that we're winning. By changing their story, they've already given themselves away.