Wednesday, February 13, 2008

UTICANS ENDORSE RON POPEIL!

Now that Ron Paul has dropped out of the Presidential race, and Les Paul (despite our importunings) could not be persuaded to run, The Uticans for 9/11 Truth have decided to throw our full and unconditional support behind inventor Ron Popeil. Second only to Edison in his brilliance and impact on our daily lives, Ron Popeil is the next obvious and logical choice to lead this country. Not only will he make America work again, he'll make it work for only $39.95. That's right--just $39.95! But wait--there's more! If you join the Popeil for America effort today, you'll also get the amazing Kitchen Politician! He slices! He dices! He cuts taxes as easy as one-two-three! Don't delay! Call 1-800-VOTERON today!

UPDATE: As evidenced below, Ron Popeil has already done more for us than any other candidate.

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